Here’s a look at 17 of Marvel’s craziest comic book sex scenes that we’ll most likely never see on the big screens:
When Hope says, “Ick! You didn’t really Imperius Sex her”, Namor’s reply is that a gentleman and a king must always be discreet about such things. The couple still got it on in the Netflix series, but there’s no indication that they did it from behind. Who knows? Maybe it will happen in a future episode of Jessica Jones or Defenders. That’s not incest, however. She’s Banner’s lover, Betty Ross. Hulk doesn’t mess with his cousin until the alternate future of Old Man Logan. In one scene, she incapacitated Iceman by licking his neck and making him have an “accident” in his pants. We’ll never see this on the big screen but maybe in an X-Men porn parody. It’s just a man and his wife having sex, so this sounds like the most normal one in this list, but who could forget sex between an immortal tumor mutant and a shapeshifting monster? Well, at least in the film, Deadpool’s sex scenes happened pre-mutation. If you think Marvel’s move to make Aunt may younger and sexier in Captain America: Civil War just so that Robert Downey, Jr. could flirt with her, was unpleasant, just imagine if this made it on the big screen. This made fans doubt later on the true parentage of Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch. Speaking of the siblings…check out what’s next on this list. Apparently, he was responsible for it due to his radioactive sperm. It turns out that every time they had sex, he was infecting her with radioactive fluids, eventually killing her in a horrible way. On top of that, Peter confessed all of this while cradling his wife’s rotting corpse. This is definitely one of the strangest sex moments in Marvel comics history, and Sony and Marvel Studios will never bring this to the big screen. Read More: Ryan Reynolds Admits Green Lantern Failure Left Him Worried About Deadpool PortrayalNote: All images featured here come from Marvel Comics.
